Rumors

August 9th & 10th

2021

7:00 PM

Four couples arrive at the townhouse of a deputy New York City mayor and his wife to attend a party celebrating their tenth wedding anniversary. However, the four couples soon discover that there are no servants, the hostess is missing, and the deputy mayor has shot himself in the head.

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Chris Gorman: f, 32-38 -- Ken’s elegant and attractive wife. A bit high-strung. 

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Ken Gorman: m, 32-40 -- A well-spoken, handsome attorney. A bit high-strung. 

Claire Ganz: f, 30-40 -- Lenny’s gossip-monger, attractive wife. A Westchester, New York housewife type. 

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Lenny Ganz: m, 32-42 -- An accountant who has just wrecked his brand new BMW. Irascible, sarcastic, and very likeable. 

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Ernie Cusack: m, 40-55 -- A smug psychiatrist.

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Cookie Cusack: f, 40-50 -- Ernie’s wife and a cooking show host with a bad back. She has a very dramatic, physical personality. 

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Glenn Cooper: m, 32-50 -- An ambitious, polished man preparing for a run for the state senate. A Kennedy-type. 

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Cassie Cooper: f, 25-35 -- A jealous type who believes in the healing power of crystals. Glenn’s trophy wife. Insecure, sexy, shrewish. 

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Officer Welch: m or f, 35-50 -- A vigorous, straight-talking, veteran police officer.

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Officer Pudney: f (could be male), 23-31 -- A rookie cop. 

Elf, The Musical

October 4th & 5th

2021

7:00 PM

Buddy, a young orphan, mistakenly crawls into Santa's bag of gifts and is transported to the North Pole. The would-be elf is raised, unaware that he is actually a human until his enormous size and poor toy-making abilities cause him to face the truth.

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Buddy: m, 25-35 -- Born a human but raised at the North Pole as a Christmas Elf, Buddy is eager to find his place in the world. He is a child at heart and that child-like curiosity makes him both endearing and gets him into trouble.

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Jovie: f, 25-30 -- Buddy's girlfriend. She works at Macy's and has a bit of a cynical outlook on life and love because of the men she's dated. She is caught off guard by Buddy's genuinely big heart.

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Walter: m, 55-65 -- Buddy's workaholic father. He is a Children's book writer, but lacks any of the childlike spirit that Buddy has. He is selfish, tense, and generally angry with life.

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Emily: f, 40-50 -- Walter's wife. Though she is sweet and willing to take him in, she thinks Buddy is crazy at first. Wishes her husband would spend more time with the family.

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Michael: m, 12-16 -- Buddy's stepbrother who is excited to have a new friend and brother. Unlike his mother, he doesn't take much convincing to have Christmas spirit, but like his mother, he wishes his father would spend more time with the family.

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Deb: f, 25-55 -- Walter's secretary. Takes an instant liking to Buddy simply for the novelty of it. Though she aims to please and is a bit of a suck-up, she feels under appreciated.

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Manager: m, 35-40 -- A heavy-set manager at Macy's. He is a good, friendly guy just trying to do his job and get by.

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Greenway: m, 55-65 -- Walter's boss. He is what Walter will become if he continues down the path he is on. A tyrannical, workaholic who cares nothing about the people around him or who work for him.

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Santa: m, 65-80 -- Just another workingman. Loves his job and Christmas, but also likes to kick-back and watch the game when a rare opportunity arises. A natural storyteller.

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Chadwick: m, 40-50 -- One of Walter's right-hand men. He is desperate to keep his job, and perhaps the dumber of the two.

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Matthews: m, 35-40 --  One of Walter's right-hand men. He is desperate to keep his job and is the schemer of the two.

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Ensemble -- Mrs. Claus, Elves, Charlie, Tiara, Mr. Narwhal, Teenager, Employees, Security Guard 1&2, Customer 1&2, Saleswoman, Store Elf 1&2, Fake Santa 1&2&3, Boy, Mother, Policeman 1&2, Sarah, Jim, Vendor, Waitress, Charlotte, Man, Woman

Leading Ladies

January 10th & 11th

2022

7:00 PM

Set in the 1950s, Leading Ladies focuses on two English Shakespearean actors, Jack and Leo, who find their careers in a rut. They are currently performing "Scenes from Shakespeare" on the Moose Lodge circuit in the Amish country of Pennsylvania. When they hear that an old lady in York, PA is about to die and leave her fortune to her two long lost English nephews, however, the actors resolve to pass themselves off as her beloved relatives and get the cash.

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Leo Clark: m -- British, a Shakespearean actor. Excellent comic skills.

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Meg Snider: f -- A good-hearted, charming, vivacious small town girl. She is intelligence and witty.

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Jack Gable: m -- Leo's acting partner, also British.

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Rev. Duncan Woolery: m -- Meg's ultra-conservative, fuddy-duddy fiance.

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Doctor Myers: m -- The crabby family doctor with a good heart.

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Florence: f -- Meg's wealthy but ailing aunt. She is crabby, perpetually at death's door but sharp as a tack.

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Butch Myers: m -- Doc's son. He is a dim, football player and in love with Audrey.

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Audrey: f -- An energetic and pretty roller skater.

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Steel Magnolias

March 7th & 8th

2022

7:00 PM

Set in the fictional northwestern Louisiana parish of Chinquapin, the play opens at Truvy's in-home beauty parlor where a group of women regularly gather. They discuss Shelby's upcoming wedding to her fiancé, Jackson. The plot covers events over the next three years relating to Shelby's struggle with Type 1 Diabetes and with how the women cope with their conflicts, while remaining friends.

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Truvy Jones: f, 35-45 -- Owns the beauty shop. Vivacious. Dispenses advice with lots of hairspray.

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Annelle Dupup-Desoto: f, 18-24 -- Newly hired assistant. Moves from unsure to wild to religious.

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Clairee Belcher: f, 55-60 -- Widow of former mayor. Grand dame. Elegant, sophisticated, a true beauty.

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Shelby Eatenton-Latcherie: f, 18-24 -- Prettiest girl in town. Loves pink. Strong willed, passionate

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M'Lynn Eatenton: f, 40-50 -- Shelby's mother. Always knows what's best; strong, stubborn, the heart of the piece.

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Ouiser Boudreaux: f, 50-70 -- Wealthy curmudgeon. Touch, eccentric character.